Monday, August 27, 2012

Pigeon Racers

Well it seems pigeon racing is in trouble. Apparently the radio waves from cell or mobile phone towers affect a certain part of their brain causing them to lose their sense of direction. This means they get lost and cannot find their home.

I empathize. I think the same has happened to me, and perhaps many others of the human species as well - the brain being affected part. We are all losing direction and no longer really know what is right. (Nor left, but that is bad but fully intentional pun). 

Think about how much this explains about the world - pigeon brains not coping, nor our own. I am not a scientist but I have always suspected some folks of being bird brained. Maybe my proof is here. 

I am sad for pigeon racers, truly. From the little I know of the sport it is not one of kings, but common people. But, in my humble opinion we common people have always been smarter than many of those kings. Maybe I have not lost direction at all but found clarity. Sadly pigon racers have lost pigeons. I can see it now ... missing pigeon posters in St. Marks Square.
On a completely different note, airlines that serve Sky vodka have a sense of humor I like.

Here I am in the sky, thinking about pigeons. 


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