An Obamacare End Run

Okay, it is all coming together. The economy is tanking. Savings lost. Houses underwater. The younger folks want to end the older folks entitlement programs (just a note to you kids and republicans - one day you will be old too). Medicare is teetering. What better circumstances to drive a spike in white hair crime. Until you get caught you can live off of the fat of what you acquire in your nefarious activities. Once caught you get a home (albeit a small one - just think of it as the ultimate in downsizing); three free meals a day; and free medical care (well it will all be paid for by those folks who drove you there in the first place actually). In fact, Seniors are out there already committing petty crimes and pleading guilty in order to obtain free medical care through the justice system. It is kind of an end run to get a little Obamacare without having to run through the right side of the line. Getting old sucks really - and no we cannot run that fast anymore so we may have to work on our juke moves. Disco finally pays off! A suggested reader update: Or maybe this fine Firesign Theatre bit presents it all a bit more clearly, come on everyone lets Beat the Reaper.